Because no one but a mom distracted with cleaning up a stinky mess would leave their little boy, exposed to the world. A rather rookie mistake.
My first thought upon coming back to him, with his lightly sprinkled on tummy, was that I lucked out that he seemed to be low on tinkling fluid and kept the mess to himself.
No such luck. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted this.
No, my frosty blinds had not begun melting.
This says it all.
This says it all.
Busted little man.